Woolie chooses MvC3 over sex. With two women. At the same time.

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 22:57:39 +0000

Pretty much one of the biggest fails in history.

Edit: I feel that I owe Woolie an apology for pretty much installing an impenetrable fortress of cock-blockage around him now that this video has made the front page of Destructoid (http://www.destructoid.com/man....-gives-up-sex-with-t but I won't lol.

Edit 2: Holy shit Kotaku front page.

Edit 3: Aight so after reading the comments here and from the other sites where this has been reposted, I just wanted to clarify a few things: to all of you calling this fake - and trust me, I know how unlikely it sounds (uh... no offense, buddy lol) - having known him for years now, Woolie is a lot of things (chiefly a piss-poor decision maker, but I digress) but a liar isn't one of them. I'm sure anyone who actually knows him will back me up on this, just as much as I know my saying these things probably won't change anyone's mind, but I felt like it was worth noting.

I uploaded this first and foremost so that our friends could have a laugh and give him a bit of a hard time; so now that this thing has exploded the way it has, the guilt has slowly but surely crept up on me and demanded that I stand up for my buddy... Or former buddy. I'm not too sure where we stand on that yet lol.

Now having said all that, isn't the story so much better when you know that this guy actually made this ridiculous choice anyways? lol