No Country For Old Simps 🗿 (Groove Metal) WITH LYRICS

Sat, 20 Dec 2025 20:50:07 +0000

*LYRICS*

No Country For Old Simps!

You SIMPanzees have done enough damage!
You gave women rights and now we can't manage!
The births rates have fallen off a cliff!
And you can hear my frustration in this riff!

These bishes stopped shaving their muff!
And they devolved into trigglypuff!
Misandry is off the goddamn charts!
And their degrees are mostly in liberal arts!

Your simping has gone too far!
Andrew Wilson can't open a jar!
Men have become too weak!
Incapable of taking that cheek!

You SIMPanzees have done enough damage!
You gave women rights and now we can't manage!
The births rates have fallen off a cliff!
And you can hear my frustration in this riff!

Vulgar display of power... in the cemetery grapes...🍇
Far beyond driven... Revolution is my name...
I need 5 minutes alone... with 13 steps to nowhere...
You mouth for war... use it for what is for... a blow jab...
I need... a blow jab... cause I deserve it!

Will Smith is an embarrassing simp!
Piers Morgan is a boomer cuck and a wimp!
Akaash Simp is a curry ninja and a chimp!
And their bishes beaver smells just like shrimp!

You SIMPanzees have done enough damage!
You gave women rights and now we can't manage!
The births rates have fallen off a cliff!
And you can hear my frustration in this riff!