304, 304, 304... Merry Christmas 🎄 (Neoclassical Metal) WITH HAMMERHAND & LYRICS

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 22:10:25 +0000

*LYRICS*

Ho ho ho, merry christmas!

My name is Santa Claus and I have a kick ass job!
I give children presents and touch their moms in the bob!
If they have a problem with that they can cry moan and sob!
Or they can listen to this bitchin song which is not AI slop!

I caught my wife Mrs Claus with a reindeer while they humped!
Now I enter my victims houses and their mothers I have pumped!
I may be fat as fock but my jaw is Chad and Giga!
And if you object what I just stated you ain't nothing but a neega!

Just be glad, I'm not a neega from the sand!
Here to grape pillage and claim your house and land!
One day this channel will go viral and so will my band!
And you will know, my name is Hammer Hand!

It's Christmas Eve, or should I say Christmas Evil!
I'm not a thieve, but on your mom I will go medieval!
If I'm hungry, I will eat your Asian dog's chow chow!
And then I raise my fist and say God Bless MGTOW!

Control your biology...
Buy my comic book Prodigy...
And don't forget...
Morals, ethics, values and principles...

I was the one who defeated Angry MGTOW...
And yogi zero abs...
And if you fock with me...
I will headbutt you in the butt!

Just be glad, I'm not a neega from the sand!
Here to grape pillage and claim your house and land!
One day this channel will go viral and so will my band!
And you will know, my name is Hammer Hand!

I have hammers for hands!
I expose fairies and trans!
MGTOW I must guard the gate!
My hands are perfect to master bait!
And it helps me lose weight!

I'm a big boy you know!
My condom is a sock!
But my belly slides in the snow!
Some say I'm fat as fock!
If you think my beard is long!
Then you should see my cock!

Just be glad, I'm not a neega from the sand!
Here to grape pillage and claim your house and land!
One day this channel will go viral and so will my band!
And you will know, my name is Hammer Hand!