Pirates Of The Poonyeeti 🏴‍☠️ (Pirate Metal) WITH UNDEAD CHRONIC AND LYRICS

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 22:06:23 +0000

*LYRICS*

Pirates Of The Poonyeeti!

My boy Undead Chronic is a pretty cool lad.
He hosts a show that's informative and rad.
He likes to roast and smoke that sweet kush.
And pumping goth girls who trim their bush.

But some of his stories make no sense.
And some of his takes make him a bit dense.
Like saying virgins stay with their first guy.
When we see that they just get bored and dry. Virginity is good but not a holy grail.
The solution is to raid them and then just set sail!

We are pirates of the poonyeeti!
Now Chronic is cool and the show is quite the ride.
But this next lyric might hurt his ego and pride.
The blunts and alcohol are making his brain fried.
Cause he can't write lyrics to save his green hide!

Like check this out...

Monk Mode! I'm going Monk Mode!
Monk mode! It's your favorite episode!
Number 420 grab that blunt and smoke it slow!

Chronic calls the shots, got no time for loose ass thoughts!
Speaking of some shots, get some whiskey for my frog!
I'mma stay involved, no time to devolve!
In that Spanish poonyeeti, your boy Chronic gets absolved!

I'mma double slap a cuck and I pump a witch, messing with the warband and you know we getting rich.
I might get loose with some grape juice, getting witches obtube.
I'mma get some views with the goth bonnie blue, pumping that witch till all those screws coming loose.

Monk Mode! I'm going Monk Mode!
Monk mode! It's your favorite episode!
Number 420 grab that blunt and smoke it slow!

The birth rates keep heading for collapse.
Just like Chronic gooning towards his relapse.
Chronic is so cool if you're like 12 years old.
But then you grow up and notice the fake stories told.
Like that he can bench 4 plates on each side.
If you knew him in real life you would know that he lied!

Please donate to the show so he can buy grass.
And stop the Cyber begging online like a broke ass.

I'm just joking, Chronic is my grigger.
He helped me enslave my gold digger.
I turned this bish into a breeder.
She must comply and obey her leader.

We are pirates of the poonyeeti!
We are pirates of the poonyeeti!
We are pirates of the poonyeeti!
We are pirates of the poonyeeti!